Written by Sarah Hamilton.
Photos by James Creange and courtesy of Elise Bauer.
“I think I better try that again,” I say as I scrape the pan of eggs directly into the trash. I’m pretty sure that is the fifth egg I have said that to today. And no, I suppose I don’t normally talk to eggs. But today is not a normal day. It is egg cookery and let me tell you, it is harder than it looks. And while it is not exactly considered “fine dining,” I have a whole new level of respect for the spatula wielding egg masters of places like Denny’s and IHOP.
The day starts off well enough. Dice an onion. Check. My knife skills are improving, so the first rotation was a no brainer.
So, you take your eggs and scramble them like we did in soft scramble, I’m really starting to get some arm muscles now. Then they go into the hot pan and you have to stir them around until they really start cooking, and right before they turn into scrambled eggs, you smooth them out, fold them into a third, then back onto themselves, giving you a nice seam down the middle. Then you take your pan and literally flip it onto a plate so that the seam is down and you are left with a football shaped omelet. Do the French even play football?
The next station I have been dreading all day. Over easy. First let me say that whoever named this kind of egg over easy is insane. There is nothing easy about flipping an egg over inside your pan, without any hint of browning, all while praying your yolk doesn’t break. It should definitely be named flipping hard. First egg in the pan, the whites aren’t cooked enough and too much oil. The second egg, the yolk falls apart in the bowl before it even goes into the pan. Egg number 3 does a kind of half flip when it lands. The fourth egg gets a tiny bit of brown before it is flipped, not acceptable. Egg number 5 doesn’t have enough oil in the pan and is stuck, unable to flip. Feeling a bit discouraged, I scrape another egg into the trash and try again. I’m running out of time before the next rotation change.
Photo courtesy of Elise Bauer.